Joel Osteen Ordered To Acquire Butcher’s License Due To Exegetical Methods — The Babylon Bee

/ Vincent S Artale Jr

HOUSTON, TX—The Texas Department of State Health Services has issued an order to Joel Osteen, bestselling author and pastor of Lakewood Church, to acquire a butcher’s license in order to continue handling Scripture. The department’s Meat Safety Assurance Unit was tipped off to a potential violation of the state’s health code, which prohibits individuals from…

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