Local Man With No Detectable Spiritual Gifts Assigned To Parking Lot Ministry — The Babylon Bee


NEWPORT, VT—Arrive at First Baptist Church of Newport, and you won’t have any confusion about where you’re supposed to leave your ride. That’s because Rick Oswald, 37, is doing an impressive job running the parking lot ministry, to which he was assigned when the leadership team ascertained that he didn’t possess any actual spiritual gifts. FBC Newport places significant emphasis…

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