Man Feeds The Hungry At All Times, Uses Food If Necessary — The Babylon Bee


CHARLOTTESVILLE, VA—Inspired by a popular St. Francis of Assisi quote meme urging him to “preach the gospel at all times; use words if necessary,” local altruist Allen Gammage has changed his humanitarian strategy, sources confirmed Wednesday. “All these years I’ve been trying to feed starving people with food,” Gammage explained to reporters. “Now I recoil…

via Man Feeds The Hungry At All Times, Uses Food If Necessary — The Babylon Bee

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