James Dobson Claims Ancient God Cthulhu Is ‘A Baby Christian’ — The Babylon Bee


NEW YORK, NY—Has the elder god Cthulhu become a born-again Christian? That’s what one of America’s most popular evangelicals, Dr. James Dobson, claimed recently during an “Evangelicals For Cthulhu” event in New York City. Relaying that he heard from a reliable source that the unspeakably horrific dark lord of the seas had responded favorably to an invitation and…

via James Dobson Claims Ancient God Cthulhu Is ‘A Baby Christian’ — The Babylon Bee

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